Archive for the 'Politics' Category

Oct 25 2008

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

Published by The Fake Engineer at 12:58 am under Politics

My mother just sent me this e-mail and I cannot believe this crap.
Grandma left me a voicemail saying that Obama is a Muslim and that his campaign funding has come largely from terrorists. Is it true? What should we do?
I can’t believe I always have to deal with a bunch of misinformed Republican butt kissing [...]

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Oct 18 2008

McCain needs antiperspirant

Published by The Fake Engineer at 9:22 pm under Politics

I clicked on a McCain campaign web ad (why the heck not?) and saw some of his videos. I noticed this…

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Sep 28 2008

Bailout bill will destroy the banking system

Published by The Fake Engineer at 11:23 am under Politics, Stocks

Link to draft legislation text
Version hosted on my site in case the other one gets pulled
Be aware that this is not the final version of the bill.
On page 81…
SEC. 127. ACCELERATION OF EFFECTIVE DATE.
Section 203 of the Financial Services Regulatory Relief Act of 2006 (12 U.S.C. 461 note) is amended by striking ‘‘October 1, 2011’’ [...]

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Sep 27 2008

Teh hek?

Published by The Fake Engineer at 9:20 pm under Politics

Reuters
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. House of Representatives on Saturday approved an agreement to end the three-decade ban on U.S. nuclear trade with India and the top U.S. senator was upbeat about passage in the Senate.
The agreement passed the House by a margin of 298-117 and the Democrats who control the Senate hope to bring [...]

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Sep 26 2008

First rule in television: don’t wear a striped tie

Published by The Fake Engineer at 11:31 pm under Politics

Why not?
Because it looks awful when it moves. RGB pixel psychedelics like crazy.

It also makes McCain look old. There’s a reason why you only see polticians wear solid color ties and it is a very well known fact that wearing a striped tie on TV is a bad idea. I don’t understand how the McCain [...]

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Sep 25 2008

Trading strategy the next few weeks

Published by The Fake Engineer at 10:44 pm under Politics, Stocks

The market is too volatile and it is impossible to trade. I just can’t trade this. Attempting to trade this market would be worse than gambling. The best course of action is to sit on my hands in 100% cash and do nothing until the risk/reward ratio becomes very favorable. Sure, the economic situation is [...]

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Sep 21 2008

We are Fascists

Published by The Fake Engineer at 1:45 am under Politics, Stocks

I am pretty pissed about this $700 billion bailout. Many people have likened it to socialism, communism, or Marxism. I say it’s none of the above. We are freakin Fascists.
From Wikipedia…
Fascism is a totalitarian nationalist political ideology and mass movement that is concerned with notions of cultural decline or decadence, and which seeks to achieve [...]

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Sep 17 2008

Screwed beyond what you can possibly imagine

Published by The Fake Engineer at 9:39 pm under Politics, Stocks

The yield on 3 month treasury bills is now effectively NOTHING. Here’s a chart of the yield on the 3 month treasury bill. 10 on the chart = 1% yield. 0.20 = 0.02%.

Do you understand what this means? This is sheer panic. People are putting their money in treasury bills for zero interest because they [...]

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Sep 14 2008

Those no W bumper stickers are now upsidedown

Published by The Fake Engineer at 3:47 pm under Politics

I’m sure you’ve seen this bumper sticker many times. It has a W with a red circle and a slash through it meaning no George W. Bush.

In the last few weeks, I’ve seen at least two of these bumper stickers turned upsidedown.

I guess that means no John McCain. That’s ghetto, man.

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Sep 11 2008

Screw the South

Published by The Fake Engineer at 10:44 pm under Politics

Gallup

Obama leads McCain in all regions by a decent margin, except for the south where McCain completely blows Obama out of the water.
I say we kick these bastards out of the union.  They are also wasting our federal tax dollars. If you are wondering where your federal tax dollars go, they go to the south.
It’s [...]

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