Jan 23 2010
I don’t understand the way people think.
Dude: You know what you need to do? You need to talk to girls more often. You need to go date girls.
Me: Why would I do something like that?
Dude: So that when you find the right girl, you’re ready.
Me: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Dude: Look man, [...]
Jan 17 2010
Girls can be so mean in trying to get your attention. What do I do in such a situation? I be mean right back to them.
Girl: Hey, did you notice my hair? She then fluffs her hair. Her hair is clearly different.
Me: Huh? No.
Girl: You don’t notice anything different about my hair?
Me: Look, I DON’T [...]
Dec 29 2009
I haven’t produced any substantial posts for awhile so this is intended to be a mishmash of thoughts.
Research
I haven’t been able to get my lazy butt to do much research while at home; however, I do not think it is fair to say that sitting on my lazy butt is a waste of time. While [...]
Dec 13 2009
This is a followup to yesterday’s post.
Today I somehow ended up in a car with three girls. Big mistake.
Girl 1: So what are you going to do this winter? Do you have any plans?
Me: I don’t know what I’ll do. I’ll probably just sit around.
Girl 1: In LA is it easy to go shopping?
Me: What [...]
Dec 12 2009
Background info: I hate taking the bus. It’s a 25 minute walk from my apartment to my office, but even if it’s 20 degrees outside I will walk rather than take the bus. For dinner, sometimes I will take a 15 minute walk to Chipotle Mexican Grill. Since it is the exact opposite direction from [...]
Oct 22 2009
The other day…
Dude: Is [so-and-so] busy?
Me: Naw, he isn’t busy.
Dude: Really?
Me: Naw, man. Do you want to know how to ruin your life?
Dude: How?
Me: You get a girlfriend, that’s how.
Dude: Haha.
Me: [So-and-so] just spends way too much time with his girlfriend.
Dude: Yeah, having a girlfriend is like taking a 40 unit class.
The day following the [...]
Oct 10 2009
Officemate #1: Hey, when are you going to shave your head again?
Me: Never.
Officemate #2: Are you at least going to get a haircut?
Me: No.
Officemate #1: Why not? It looks awful.
Me: The hair protects me from ugly girls who would otherwise like me.
Later that day officemate #3 brings three girls to the office.
Officemate #3: Hey, I [...]
Sep 18 2009
Girl: I think…I think you’re getting fatter.
Ouch. That’s bad.
Sep 04 2009
I have a collection of thoughts, none of them worth a blog post, but collectively they amount to a blog post.
1. I am absolutely horrible at electromagnetism yet I call myself an electrical engineer. It’s kind of sad that I spent most of the day today reviewing material from a freshman level physics class. And [...]
Aug 22 2009
Girl: Were mine better?
Me: What? This? (Points to swiss rolls on dinner table.)
Girl: Were mine better?
Me: Wait, did you make this plate or that plate? (There are two plates of swiss rolls.)
Girl: Just say yes.
Me: So you made this?
Girl: No, these were purchased.
Me: So…
Girl: Just say yes.
Me: What did you make?
Girl: I made swiss rolls [...]