Jan 31 2010
People are losers
Dude: how are you doing?
Me: bored
Me: what do you do in your free time?
He tells me what he does in his free time, and sure enough, it’s pretty lame.
Me: ok exactly my point
Me: you have no life
Me: and neither do i
Me: why are we such losers?
Dude: i have no idea
Me: why?
Me: it’s 7:17 pm EST
Me: and i am sitting on my butt bored out of my mind and talking to you
Me: i should be doing something fun
Me: you should be doing something fun
Dude: well, do you ever wonder how we’re going to get a g/f
Me: i don’t wonder
Me: i know we won’t
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Me: having fun?
Different Dude: oh i’m back at apartment now
Me: starcraft?
Different Dude: TSL = starcraft league
Me: er ok
Different Dude: yup
Different Dude: doing work while watching the tournament
Me: why do our hobbies suck?
Different Dude: by definition hobbies are usually lame
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Me: let me ask you this…i’ve been asking everyone the same question: what do you do for fun?
Yet Another Dude: haha
Yet Another Dude: um
Yet Another Dude: pretty much just chilling with friends
Yet Another Dude: eating
Yet Another Dude: movies
Yet Another Dude: sports
Yet Another Dude: clubs and bars on occasion
Yet Another Dude: but they’re more into that scene than i am
Me: so as i understand it, you’re just as much of a loser as i am
Yet Another Dude: what are you…trying to get at?
Yet Another Dude: hahaha
Me: i’m not sure
Yet Another Dude: hahaha
Yet Another Dude: it doesn’t matter really, just do what you want to do
Me: let me put it this way, ultimately no one is “cool”
Yet Another Dude: haha sure there are.
Me: you see, the fact that you are talking to me instead of your cool friends kinda implies that you don’t have cool friends
Yet Another Dude: hahaha well i’m not JUST talking to you
Me: ok fine
Yet Another Dude: but even if i were
Yet Another Dude: that doesn’t mean that you’re not kool
Yet Another Dude: or that i’m not kool by association
Yet Another Dude: ahhaha
Me: i suppose that you are sitting around at home. and if you really are talking to someone else other than me, then that person must be bored and has no life
Me: if we all had lives, we wouldn’t be here
Yet Another Dude: hahaha damn, someone sure is a negative nancy
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Me: hey man
Me: how’s it going?
And another dude: soso
And another dude: u got s gf?
Me: no
And another dude: no
And another dude: ic
And another dude: not fun
Me: what do you do for fun?
And another dude: porno
And another dude: it is the cheapest
And another dude: and the most effective thing to have FUN
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What am I trying to get at here? One of my New Year’s resolutions is to find better use of my time whatever that means. It ain’t the greatest of resolutions because it is super vague, but at minimum it has forced me to seriously consider how I spend my time. In asking what other people do for fun, I realize that everyone is simply wasting their time. In some ways it is comforting in the sense that I am not the only one, yet at the same time it is somewhat pathetic that most people are simply wasting their time.
Now here’s people with half a life
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Me: dog, what do you do for fun?
Dude with half a life: er
Dude with half a life: sleep
Dude with half a life: eat
Dude with half a life: bike
Dude with half a life: hangout with [wife]
Dude with half a life: why
gnawnoel: wow, brilliant
Dude with half a life: er
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Me: what do you do for fun?
Another dude with half a life: gym, swim, tennis
Another dude with half a life: surfing a bit
Me: wow i’m impressed
Another dude with half a life: basically sports and working out
Another dude with half a life: lol
Me: you didn’t say anything lame
Another dude with half a life: hahaha
Me: you must be buff now
Another dude with half a life: not really
Another dude with half a life: just normal I think, similar build
Another dude with half a life: maybe filled out more
Another dude with half a life: cuz of swimming
Another dude with half a life: swimming was a recent thing as of like november
Another dude with half a life: i guess my other hobby obviously is monies
Another dude with half a life: oh yeah
Another dude with half a life: guitar these days
Another dude with half a life: movies too
Another dude with half a life: but yeah
Another dude with half a life: i wanna get real good at all those
Another dude with half a life: no time for chicks
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I love the last line: no time for chicks. LOL!