Archive for December, 2006

Dec 30 2006

Sudden surge of demotivation

Published by The Fake Engineer at 8:04 pm under Research

I was doing my layout today and it was moving along briskly when I found out that the two day laborers my dad hired to replace a sewer pipe were paid $100 each for a day’s work.
Why did that give me a sudden surge of demotivation?
My net pay each month is $1736. If I do [...]

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Dec 27 2006

Freakin’ old people

Published by The Fake Engineer at 2:30 am under Chicks

Old person #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Me: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Old person #1: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: …
Old person #2: Oh you’re back!
Me: Yes I am.
Old person #2: I see you grew out your hair.
Me: Yes I did.
Old person #2: Was the weather too cold?
Me: Yeah, that’s why I grew out my [...]

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Dec 22 2006

Meet SPICE Monkey

Published by The Fake Engineer at 6:33 pm under Stupid Stuff

I realized that I haven’t introduced SPICE monkey to my readers so now is the time to do so.
SPICE is a circuit simulator developed at Berkeley in the 1970’s. Since then, other circuit simulators have been introduced, most notably Spectre by Cadence Design Systems. However, SPICE is generically understood to be any circuit simulator. If [...]

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Dec 22 2006

Getting old

Published by The Fake Engineer at 5:31 pm under Stupid Stuff

int age = 0;
boolean dead = false;
while (!dead) {
age++;
}

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Dec 20 2006

Awful design

Published by The Fake Engineer at 12:12 am under Research

With time running out and with one fixable fatal flaw in my circuit, I have decided to solve the problem with a 1nF MOS capacitor. (There’s another fatal flaw in my circuit but there’s nothing I can do about it so I’ll just let it be.)
Yes, you heard me right, I said 1 nanofarad. I [...]

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Dec 15 2006

Comparison of student and advisor mentalities

Published by The Fake Engineer at 8:51 pm under Research

I only got 2.5 hours of sleep last night because I was preparing for a design review. The purpose of a design review is to explain your design, to demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt that the circuit will work, and to address most problems. Knowing that my design is a piece of crap, I figured [...]

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Dec 14 2006

Design Review Madness

Published by The Fake Engineer at 11:55 pm under Research

Today at 4pm, I found out that I will have a design review tomorrow at noon. Before finding out, I lacked motivation. I lacked the desire to test every aspect of my amplifier. Now I have to run a whole mess of tests, assemble a power point presentation, and convince my audience that my amplifier [...]

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Dec 13 2006

FOUNDRY X SUCKS WAZOO

Published by The Fake Engineer at 11:45 pm under Research

I hate foundry X because foundry X has a LOUSY design kit. I will not name foundry X by name because foundry X will sue me if I do. I will say that I love foundries Y and Z because these foundries have nice design kits.
What do I hate about foundry X’s design kit?
1. I [...]

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Dec 10 2006

Tape-out Mode

Published by The Fake Engineer at 9:38 pm under Research

I am now in tape-out mode where not only do I try to get my circuit to meet the specs, I also really care if this thing is actually manufacturable or not. What’s scary is that after taking countless circuit classes and learning how things can go wrong, it is now time for me to [...]

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Dec 06 2006

Annoying Analog Bastard

Published by The Fake Engineer at 2:10 am under Class

My professor dropped by my office today to tell me that he was slightly peeved about what I’ve been posting on the class discussion board. Not that I was posting stuff I wasn’t supposed to, but he said he would like to spend his time on the discussion board helping people who are having difficulties [...]

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